Good God! (To the Bruise and the Booty) Way to Go Out with a Bang!,
Fresh Meat in Fishnets!
OMG, UK Made in UK
You See, Honey, Sometimes When Mommy Gets Tired of Suburbia She Dresses Up and Beats Up Other Mommies. And, Sometimes, When Other Mommies Are Tired of Your Mommy, They Beat Her Until She Scars in Geometric Patterns.
Jeezus, Striker! Looks like that mule kicked you good 'n proper!
Violet! You’re turning violet, Violet! #derbybruise #ouch #hematoma
Oh Lord. Is That the One That Looks Suspiciously Like My Wheel?! God, I’m Sorry to Have Marked You So :( … Um, Think of It as a Love Bite?
#thestruggle #datassdoe #forrealassfordays #derbykiss
I Got a Really Beautiful Bruise on My Bum, Do You Want To See a Pic? It Has 12 Colours And Is the Size of My Head!
A Little Scratch Developed Into This Motherf**ker!
Fifty Shades of Purple
Wait long enough and someone will find a picture of Jesus in that bruise!